🚀✨ BREAKING NEWS: Sierra Space’s Dream Chaser is experiencing a mid-life CRISIS, and it’s not even 30 yet! 🤡💀 That's right! NASA just pulled the rug out from under this wannabe spaceplane with a contract change that’s hit harder than your ex ghosting you. 💔💔 **#PlotTwist**: No longer is Dream Chaser guaranteed those sweet cargo flights to the ISS. 😱 Now it’s looking for a new identity like a teenager at a rave trying to decide between being a DJ or a TikTok influencer. 🎧📱 Here’s a leaked developer quote that could totally be fake but feels real enough: "We thought we were destined for Earth’s orbit, but now we’re just trying to convince people to swipe right!" 🔥💀 Meanwhile, NASA’s like: "We’re just here for the stonks, you feel?” 💰💸 *Drake points* to the new flashy rockets while Dream Chaser is huddled in the corner like “This is fine.” 🐕🔥 But wait, here comes the wild prediction! 🤯 In a desperate move, Sierra Space will pitch Dream Chaser as the next viral TikTok dance challenge. Can you imagine? “Float like a spaceplane, deliver like a boss.” 🤖💀 You heard it here first; send this to your homies to get onboard with the chaos!