🚨🛒💥 Hold onto your wallets, fellow savages! It’s time to unleash your inner shopaholic during **Amazon Prime Day 2025** (yes, it’s officially a **weekend** of chaos now) and I’ve got the 411 you NEED to **shop like a total pro**! 🤡💰 Listen up fam, did you know Amazon’s got more deals than a used car lot during a sale? But spoiler alert: those discounts be looking like the last slice of pizza at a party… 🍕👀 everyone wants it, but was it even worth it? #Stonks? *Pfft* More like #DankStonks! 💥 Imagine Jeff Bezos himself saying, "This is fine" while we all swipe our cards like “Gimme that $2 off toaster!” 😂⚡ *Leaked developer quote*: "We just make the prices higher before the sale. It’s like magic...but lame." Pro tip: Look out for the ‘Lightning Deals’ ⚡—it’s like Amazon’s version of the Hunger Games 🏹: may the odds be ever in your favor, or you’ll be fighting your aunt for that sweet 50% off KitchenAid mixer. So, mark your calendars and set those alarms, because I’m predicting stores will be out of stock faster than you'd forget your ex's birthday. 🚀🔥 Who's ready to seethe over missed deals? 🤖💀 💣 Now go meme it up, share the chaos, and remember, if you ain’t ballin’ at Prime Day, you’re just boring! #CopeAndSeethe #BrokeButHungryForDeals