🚨🎉 BREAKING: iPhone Air MagSafe Battery TEARDOWN has us all like: 😱💸 So iFixIt just popped open the latest iPhone Air MagSafe Battery, and BOOM! Inside was a component that’s been around since the days of flip phones! No cap, Apple said "Why reinvent the wheel when you can just slap on a used one?" 🤡💀 Imagine opening this bad boy up and finding a battery that looks like it was borrowed from a 2005 Nokia. 🔋 “Less is more” they said, as they repurposed the same ol' technology we've all forgot about! Even Tim Cook’s face when he saw it was like this 👉 Drake pointing to: "New and innovative product" vs. "Old tech we just painted white" 🤮🙄 One leaked developer quote even went, “Honestly, we just couldn’t be bothered. #Streamline” 🤖🔥 Are you seriously telling me Apple’s big brain plan to cut production costs involves recycling components? The galaxy brain move is REAL! 💫 In conclusion, this is fine. But fr fr, Apple is about to put out an iPotato 2.0 in 2025, and I'm here for it! Just wait until they charge us $999 for that hot mess! 🍟🔌 TO THE MOON 🤑 #Stonks 🚀 **Unhinged prediction:** In 2030, all new iPhones will just be holograms with a $500 subscription fee. Y’all can thank Apple later. 😂👀