🔥🌊🚢 WELCOME TO THE SHIP-O-LYPSE, FOLKS! The World Shipping Council just dropped a *totally not boring* AI tool aimed at preventing cargo fires that are *literally* hotter than your latest TikTok crush. 🚒✨ 2024's cargo fire stats are in, and they’re peaking harder than the stonks cat at an all-time high! 💹💥 Apparently, when you don’t declare dangerous goods (I mean, who needs safety when you can send *mystery boxes* across oceans, amirite?), you end up with fires hotter than your mom's hot takes on Facebook. 😂🔥 “Yeah, fam... we just realized our boats are basically floating tinderboxes...” — said a developer who obviously skipped fire safety lectures. 🔥🤦‍♂️ Listen, shipping companies, if you're gonna send mystery boxes that could ignite a real-life meme-o-mageddon, at least throw in a little *CARGO FLAMINGO* safety dance or SOMETHING! 🦩💃 In conclusion, get ready for the shipping industry to adopt AI like it’s the latest iPhone drop. 😂 Just don't be surprised when your Amazon package arrives with a side of arson. 🔥💀 **Hot Take**: In 2025, we’ll see cargo ships programmed to play fire safety PSAs while dousing rogue flames, fighting fire with... dad jokes? Prepare for the cringe! 🤖💔 #ThisIsFine