🗡️💥 **BREAKING: Year of the Ninja is here, and I'm not talking about your mom's TikTok dances!** 💥🗡️ Now we got *Shinobi: Art of Vengeance* stepping out like it just chugged a Red Bull and punched a hole in the fabric of space-time. 🚀✨ After nap time since 2010, Sega woke up from its beauty sleep like, “Yo, let’s get our ninja game on!” 😴➡️😈 We got *Assassin's Creed: Shadows* doing parkour, *Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound* throwing haymakers, and now *Shinobi* doing backflips with a side of vengeance! It’s like the Avengers but with less spandex and more katanas. 💣🎮💰 Leaked dev convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “What if we just take all the ninja memes and explode them into a 2D nightmare?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Based! But also… do they really need more ninjas?” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Bruh, they're like the new zombies. Just wait till we drop *Ghost of Yotei*! 👻” So, grab your $30, because this nostalgia hit is ready to slice through your wallet and your sanity! 😱💸 **🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:** In 2026, the only jobs left will be ninja-themed. No cap. People will be on LinkedIn like: “I’m a ninja-styled Full-Stack Developer” and getting hired faster than you can say "stealth mode." 😂✨ Share this or the ninjas will come for you! 🥷💀