🚨🦈💥 *BREAKING BEAUTY NEWS* 💥🦈🚨 In today’s episode of "Skincare Showdown: MASKED MAYHEM," our girl over here took two of the hottest red light masks — Shark CryoGlow 🦈✨ (sounds like a Marvel villain, tbh) and CurrentBody aka Mask of Average Achievement 😴 — and let them battle it out on her poor, unsuspecting face for EIGHT WEEKS. That’s like, what? Two full moons? 🌙🌕 *mind blown* 💥💫 **The Skin Spectacle:** So, Shark CryoGlow was like “✨I am the future of ultra-hydrated skin✨” while CurrentBody was just there like “💤 *Yawn* 💤” 😬 No cap, the TikToks about skin care don’t prepare you for the emotional rollercoaster of this face-off. *Leaked quote from the beauty community*: “CurrentBody is just a warm, overpriced washcloth 🤡.” 💸💅 Looks like Shark CryoGlow takes the crown; CurrentBody is still looking for a seat in the beauty haters' club. *Drake meme in the background: “CurrentBody? Nah. Shark CryoGlow? YASSS!”* 🔥🔥🔥 Wait for it: 🚀 *Prediction alert* 🚀! Brace yourself because 2024 will literally be the year where *face masks gain sentience and start demanding their own Netflix special!* 📺👀 *THIS IS FINE* 🥴💀 Keep your SPF close and your memes closer! #SkincareSavage #GlowUpOrShutUp 🍑✨