🔥🚨 HOLD UP! CAUSE WE’VE GOT A THERMOSTAT DROPPING HOTTER THAN A STANDBY SODEYPOP IN A MICROWAVE! 🚨🔥 💰 GASP! No cap, the Google Nest Thermostat is dropping like it’s hotter than your ex’s DMs after a breakup! Now just $91.99 😱, that’s a whopping $38 OFF! Talk about a steal—who needs a job when you can just keep scoring deals like these? Stonks go brrrrr! 📈💸 And let’s get real here! Why are you still butting heads with your basic thermostat like a caveman? You could just be chilling in your cozy blanket fortress, throwing popcorn at your latest binge-watch 🎥🍿. This thermostat basically runs your home temperature while you’re sitting there like the galaxy brain you are. 🌌🧠 🎤 In the words of an imaginary Google developer: “We made it so smart, it might start charging rent soon.” 🤖💀 But wait—THIS is fine, right? As the cool weather rolls in, don’t let your thermostat give you domestic anxiety! Cope & seethe, all while staying warm. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next year, they’ll release a smart blanket that literally tells the thermostat what to do and we’ll just be sitting here like 🥴 “NOOOO, not again!” 🤡 Like, SHARING IS CARING, fam! 😂🥳