🐸💥 HOLD UP! The Oculus founders just popped off and dropped a cool $250 MILLION like it’s no biggie! Meet Sesame: the conversational AI startup here to turn your mundane life into a sci-fi movie! 🤖🚀 Imagine wearing AI-powered smart glasses that can chat with you while you pretend to look intellectual in a local coffee shop ☕️🤓! Like, bruh, is this 2023 or are we living in a *real life* episode of Black Mirror? 🥴💀 “Yo, these glasses are gonna be lit! My mom's gonna think I'm talking to an imaginary friend 🔥😱,” said some developer probably. Meanwhile, Sequoia and Spark just threw money at them like they’re handing out Halloween candy 🍭💰. And guess what? They’ve launched an invite-only iOS beta. So, if you’re not in the cool kids' club, it’s just you, your regular glasses, and a whole lotta seething ennui 🥲. You’re gonna need to be on that stonks grind just to earn an invite! 📈😩 Prediction: In a year, these glasses will give you unsolicited life advice and tell you to delete TikTok for your mental health because “bro, cope harder” 💀😤. Watch out, world! 🧠💥 This is fine! 🔥✨