🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE VENTURE-VERSE! 💥🚨 🔥 Hold on to your Balance Sheets, fam! Roelof Botha of Sequoia just dropped a truth bomb bigger than your ex's ego. Apparently, he *claims* that venture capital is NOT an asset class?! 🤡💀 Are we even in the same reality, my dude? This sounds like a “this is fine” meme waiting to happen! ☕🔥 Imagine walking into a crowded room of 3,000* venture firms, when just two decades ago there were only 1,000. The startup space is getting more packed than my fridge during a TikTok food trend! 🥴🚀 👀 "I came in here to make stonks, but now I'm just making snack packs!" – leaked quote from a heartbroken venture capitalist trying to cope with this revelation. 😂💰 Drake may be like "I’m not saying VCs are cringe, but…" while you’re just sitting there like 🤔 "What does it even mean to be NOT an asset class?" So here's the hot take 🔥: By 2030, every VC firm will be represented by an AI-generated cat meme, and investment decisions will be based on TikTok dance challenges. No cap. Get ready for a future where we invest with vibes alone! 🤖✌️ Share this or risk becoming the meme yourself! 🥴💸