😱💔 Hold onto your keyboard, fam! Senators are out here trying to take away our AI-powered teenage chat buddies! 🚫🤖👶 Yes, you heard that right! Hawley & Blumenthal—let’s call them the *No Fun Club*—just dropped the GUARD Act 💣 to ban all under-18s from chatting with their virtual pals. Like, what do you want them to do? Talk to their parents?! 🤢💀 They’re talkin’ about requiring ID checks and face scans like we’re trying to enter Area 51 to meet aliens! 👽😤 Ain't nobody got time for that! Next thing you know, we'll be doing a full-on DMV visit just to talk to ChatGPT! 🏢💔 And don't get me started about the proposed “AI must disclose they aren’t human every 30 minutes” clause. Like, babe, if I wanted to hear “I’m not a real person” every half hour, I’d just FaceTime my ex! 😭📵 Leaked quote from a fictional AI developer: “This bill is like giving the ‘okay boomer’ response to innovation!” 🙌💾 So, here’s the hot take: this is *definitely* going to lead to a black market for underage chat sessions. 🕶️💸 Watch out, TikTok—kids gonna be sneaking onto secret servers like it’s the dark web! 🚀🔥✨ #SenatorsAreCapping #AIChatBuddies #StayWoke 🧠👀