🌩️🚀 Buckle up, fam—the Seattle tech scene is like that one friend who pops off in a club and then suddenly decides they're *too cool* to be there. 📉💀 So, like, Amazon and Microsoft turned Seattle into Silicon Valley's cooler cousin 🤙, but now? They're out there dropping layoffs like they’re confetti at a cringe party 👀💔. It’s like watching a car crash in slow-mo while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕️💸 “Leaked” Developer Quote: “How do we fire people and still be *fun*? Asking for a friend... 🤔💀” Now the locals are coping harder than a cat in a room full of laser pointers, with signs reading "This is fine" hanging in every local café. 🐱✨ And while Mr. Bezos is off to space, Seattle’s local economy is about to take a nose dive so hard it’ll make the Stonk Bros look like they’re playing with marbles. 💣📈 Prediction: Seattle will transform into a tech ghost town by 2025, complete with a haunted VR escape room that's just Kevin from accounting crying in the corner. 👻👾💔 Share this if you wanna make your friends LOL while also crying in despair! 🤡🔥💥