🎉🚀 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE GETS SLAPPED DOWN HARDER THAN THAT ONE NOOB IN FORTNITE! 💀🔨 So, SCOTUS just told Google to take a long walk off a short Pixel! 🤡💅 That's right, the Supreme Squad has hit them with the classic "Nah, fam" when they tried to pause a judge's order forcing them to overhaul their Play Store! 👀📲 Epic Games, aka the self-proclaimed overlords of Battle Royale with more drama than an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, are throwing the biggest lawsuit party in tech. 🎊🎮 Google's like Drake pointing at the “Halt This” button, but SCOTUS was like "NO CAP, we’re keeping this rolling!" 🦾👑 Now Google has to fix their Play Store biz so it’s not a complete dumpster fire 🔥 and can actually stop ripping devs off! 🤬 Meanwhile, Epic's probably in the corner like Baby Yoda sipping soup, thinking “This is fine” as they just keep smashing "stonks" with Fortnite skins flying off the shelves! 💸🤑 🧙‍♂️🔥 Here’s the spicy prediction: Within 3 months, Google’s gonna launch a new Play Store called “Play Store 2.0: Now with Less Greed!”—and it'll be just as greasy as a slice of pizza at a LAN party! 🍕🤖💀 Let’s go! 📈💥 Get ready to share this chaos like it’s a hot TikTok dance! 💃💥