🚨📱💸 STOP THE PRESSES! The **M4 iPad Pro** has entered the chat, and guess what? It's $100 off, which basically makes it a steal! 🤡💥 🛒 HEAD OVER to Amazon and snag this bad boy for **$894.99** (down from the bourgeois price of $999). I mean, it’s practically a steal! If you’re still using a dinosaur tablet or *shudders* a flip phone, what are you even doing? #GetWithTheTimes 💀🦖 "Why buy a laptop when you can have a tablet that does everything your basic MacBook can?" said some *totally* real Apple dev in a dark corner of the internet. 😏👻 I bet this thing could even run a spaceship if you asked nicely. "Do you want to code? Browse? Create cinematic masterpieces?" The answer is YES, queen! 👑🚀 But let's be real: if your iPad doesn't come with a built-in hoverboard by 2025, I'm throwing a tantrum. Throw in some stonks for good measure, because who doesn't want their tech on the moon? 🌝💰 So, if you’re not seething and coping over missed savings rn, are you even living? Get your M4 iPad Pro and start flexing on your friends like it's 2025! 🔥💪✨ HOT TAKE: In 3 years, we’ll all be running society from our iPads and doing actual work stuff on our wristbands, while you’re still upgrading to the “just released” iPad 476. 💀💥