🚨🌌 BREAKING SPACE NEWS! 🚨👽 Listen up, Earthlings! The sky isn’t falling, but the government might drop the ball on 19 space missions if Congress can't get its act together by October 1st! 😱💸 #NASAOrBust Scientists are basically like, "Yo, we can't keep launching rockets with no cash! That's like trying to cook spaghetti with no noodles - it just ain’t happening!" 🍝💔 And here’s the kicker: Congress has a habit of taking us on a wild rollercoaster ride like it's a TikTok trend. 🎢 The budget could be just a boring ol' 'continuing resolution' - aka a Gov't edition of “this is fine” meme, where we pretend everything’s hunky-dory while chaos reigns! 🔥😩 Leaked quote from a “top scientist”: “If the funding runs out, we might as well send our telescopes to the thrift shop. #Stonks 💰🚀” I mean, fr fr, if Congress runs out of time, that’s just peak cringe. 🌟 So what’s my hot take? If they don’t sort this out, the next rover might just be a rusty shopping cart wandering Mars. 🛒👽 Better send in the devs to code a budget bill instead of spending all day debating cat videos! 😂💻 #SpaceIsThePlaceOrWeSeethe ✊💀 Share this before Congress loses its lunch money! 🤑💥