🚨🌌 Hold onto your telescopes, nerds! We just got hit with some mega solar spice!! ☀️💥 Astronomers just dropped the *first ever* mixtape of a coronal mass ejection from a star other than our own 🔥💫. That’s right, fam, it’s not just our sun throwing shade 🌒 anymore!!! 🎤 “Yo bro, we thought our sun was the main character, but turns out there’s a whole universe of stellar drama going on!” one totally-not-fake astronomer reportedly said while applying sunscreen. 🏖️🧴 #GiantStarEnergy So peep this: they’re shedding light (but like, not actually because it’s space) on worlds 🪐 orbiting red dwarfs. Imagine chilling on Planet Dwarfus and getting blasted by cosmic rays while asking, “Is this a solar flare or are we just vibing?” 😩🚀 Talk about stonks for the solar system! 📈💰 But wait—what if this whole “coronal mass ejection” is just a way for aliens to signal “hey, we’re here” and we’re over here contemplating the best avocado toast? 🥑🤡 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll all be rocking Minions-themed spacesuits for our intergalactic vacations because WHO NEEDS EARTH?! This is fine. 💀 #SpaceYolo