🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS: Scale AI is serving up a piping hot lawsuit like it's a fresh meme at the family dinner table! 🍽️🔥 It's giving *the most dramatic season finale* vibes of a reality show nobody wanted to watch. 🤡💀 So here’s the tea: Scale AI just hit the lawyers’ hotline 📞💼, suing their former engagement management wizard, Eugene Ling. Apparently, he decided that sharing top-secret sauce with competitor Mercor was a solid career move. 😳🤷‍♂️ I mean, *who doesn't love a little corporate espionage on their résumé?* 🤷‍♀️ But wait! There's more! While Scale was busy losing *14%* of its workforce (because layoffs are the new black, right? 🤦‍♀️), Meta swooped in like a sugar daddy with a multibillion-dollar check. 🤑💸 Can’t wait for the Spotify playlist titled “Corporate Chaos Anthem” featuring hits like “I’ll Sue You Later” and “You’re Not My Employee Anymore.” 🎶 Per some *leaked* developer drama (totally real, obviously), one of the devs said, "I guess Eugene really *did* take 'leave no stone unturned' a bit too seriously." 😤😂 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By the end of 2024, we'll all be working for AI overlords who throw shade like it's their full-time job. I sense freelancers calling in sick so they can binge-watch lawyers duking it out! 🤖🚀 Stonks? More like *stunkks*! 💀📉