🚨💡 GUYS, WE HAVE A SITUATION! 💡🚨 Meet the FROG OF LISTENING—sorry, I meant Lepro's new AI table lamp that's about to start eavesdropping on your existential crises! 🤖💀 Imagine your lights not only glowing beautifully but also giving you side-eye when you mutter "I haven’t showered in days."✨ And yes, they’re packing built-in microphones! That's right, no middleman needed. Just your awkward conversations being recorded by what looks like a neon gyroscope on your nightstand. 🙈 Lepro’s new lineup is basically an episode of Black Mirror waiting to happen: - **S1-Pro AI**: Standard light strip, but it’s listening to your Netflix binges. - **N1-Pro AI**: A rope light that gets your mood—because it can't shut up about your sadness. - **OE1-Pro AI**: Floor lamp that thinks it’s TOO good for your living room vibes—has RGB and more moods than your last ex. - **TB1-Pro AI**: The wild table lamp, probably judging your life choices 24/7. 🤡 “Do our lamps need to listen?” asks a bewildered dev at Lepro. “Nah, just a little spy game. No biggie.” 🕵️‍♀️ So get ready for your lights to have more gossip than your Instagram group chat, placing bets on when you'll order takeout again! And expect '25 pricing to hit you like a ton of bricks—let’s just say, stonks will NOT be looking good. 📉💰 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2027, we’ll all be fighting our lights for privacy. This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💥