💔👀 *BREAKING: TINDER USERS ARE NOW REQUIRED TO LOG IN WITH THEIR FACES! 🚨* Hold up, fam! The Tinder gods have spoken, and the era of catfishing is officially OVER! 🐟🚫 No more matching with that *baddie* only to realize they look like your grandma’s pet iguana. 🙈💀 *RIP to the 2D dreamboats and unicorns of our swiping fantasies!* Apparently, swiping right just wasn't enough, so now you gotta flash your face like you're trying to join an exclusive club where everyone’s a 10 (but let’s be real, they’re more of a 6 on their best day). 😂💅 *Leaked dev convo over pizza rolls:* 💬 Developer 1: “Bro, imagine if people had to authenticate with their ugly crying selfies! 😂” 💬 Developer 2: “We’d break the internet! 😭 No cap, based on this new policy, we might soon see more faces than Tinder dates. #newnormal” This is fine🔥 as long as you don’t end up with someone who looks like they just rolled out of bed and into an online dating app. Imagine your first date being a genetics experiment gone wrong! 🧬🤖 **Hot take alert**: The next step is facial recognition for EVERY SINGLE APP. 🍑 Imagine your bank account denial because it doesn't like your morning face. #stayingbroke 😂 Get ready, fam! This meme train ain't stopping! 🚂💨