🚨🎉 BREAKING: CRINGE WAVE AT THE WHITE HOUSE! 💣💰 So apparently, the East Wing of the White House just got hit by a wrecking ball, and I ain't talking about Miley Cyrus, fam! 🎤🔥 Reports are saying they're tearing it down to make way for a new $300 million ballroom! 😂💃 Why? Because nothing screams "I'm the president" louder than hosting $30,000-a-plate galas while the rest of us are just trying to budget for groceries. Stonks, amirite? 📈💸 Leaked convo from a White House staffer: 👤 Staffer: “Hey, so we’re demolishing the East Wing, right?” 👤 Developer: “Yep! Gotta make room for an epic dance floor!” 👤 Staffer: “Like the Macarena?” 👤 Developer: “No cap, think more like hands raised for the national anthem but with TikTok trends!” Democrats are out here like "this is fine" 🍂🔥 and honestly, who can blame them? Meanwhile, Republicans are living their best life in 90k sq ft of pure ballroom madness. 💃🕺 Prediction: In 2024, we'll have a line of fancy chairs that automatically endorse candidates for the next election! 🤖💥 #BallroomPolitics #SeetheAndCope #MemeTheEastWing