🎉🌈 BREAKING: Samsung's Galaxy Z TriFold is here to DESTROY our wallets and sanity 🤖💸, and it's dropping on December 5th! When you thought they couldn’t fold the future any more than a single fold, they said “Hold my beer” 🍺💪 and dropped THIS monstrosity! 💀💥 We’re talking TRIFOLD, folks! That's three ways to be confused about how to unlock your phone! 🤡 Would you even hold this in your pocket? I guess it’s the new “IS THIS A PIGEON?” meme 🤔😂. Visualize it: you open it, and suddenly it’s like "Why is my phone a triptych?!" All the tech bros in San Francisco are like, "Stonks! 🚀💰" while the rest of us are like, "This is fine" 🐶🔥. Real talk, when a phone needs its own gym membership to stay fit, you KNOW we’re living in the matrix. 🕶️💻 But wait! 🤯 Leaked developer quote: "We just wanted to see how far we could stretch the concept of uselessness... and now it’s the next iPhone!" 😂💀 Can’t wait for the TikTok reviews where they accidentally break it on the first try. So, mark your calendars, fam. December 5th is the day we all question our life choices as we consider this $2,000 origami phone. 🤑💔 Predictions? This thing will either RULE the earth… or become a glorified paperweight. Stay tuned! 👀📱 #TriFoldorDie #SamsungIsBack