📱💥 **BREAKING: Samsung's Trifolding Phone Is Gonna Drop Like It's Hot! 🔥💰** Hold onto your butts, fam! 🤡 Samsung is about to pull the ol' “hold my beer” move with a trifolding phone. Y’all thought the Galaxy Z Flip 7 was lit? Nah, we’re unleashing a *whole* new folding saga this month! 🚀💼 Say goodbye to the boring rectangular vibes and hello to the “trifolded so it can’t fold back on itself” chaos! According to insider Ice Universe (who I assume is just a dude in a basement with a time machine), the unveiling will be on September 29, 2025 - aka, the day we find out if humanity deserves this new foldable madness! 🤖💔 Leaked dev convo: 👨‍💻 DEV 1: “If the trifolding fails, we just tell people it’s for ‘retro aesthetic.’” 👨‍💻 DEV 2: “Bet it’ll sell out anyway! Just slap a ‘limited edition’ sticker on it! 💸” 📉 Meanwhile, Huawei's team, probably in the corner seething and coping: “We had the Mate XT first, but no one liked it… bro, what was the budget on marketing, 5 bucks?” *In conclusion*: Samsung will either revolutionize the way we fold phones or send us back to 2020 when we were all using flip phones *for real* again. 🤯💀 **Hot take alert:** Soon, we’ll be folding *ourselves* into the phones for lighter travel. #Trifolding #Foldception #KneeDeepInChaos