BREAKING: SAMSUNG'S GALAXY S26 EDGE IS DEAD ON ARRIVAL, AND WE'RE NOT EVEN SURPRISED! 🦴🔥 Y'all remember when Samsung tried to make the Galaxy S26 Edge happen like that one friend who keeps trying to make “fetch” a thing? 🤡💀 Well, rumor has it they’ve hit the “Ctrl + Alt + Delete” on that sucker faster than you can say “based.” 💨💔 *Developer Leaks*: “Honestly, we just couldn’t find a way to fit more cameras on it, and everyone knows it’s all about the *cameragains* now.” 😤📷💰 So yeah, instead, they’re throwing all their chips onto the *Galaxy S26 Pro, Plus, and Ultra*—like an overzealous dad at a slot machine. 🎰💸 “This is fine,” said no one, as they low-key panic over the sheer number of models. Drake can’t even point at them all! 👀🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the stonks are dying just like that Edge we never asked for. This whole situation is a giant cope/switcheroo 🤔💥. These ultra-thin phones better not be the next “Thinner is Better” cringe trend or I’m throwing my phone out the window like a true tech anarchist! 🤬💔 PREDICTION: By 2025, all smartphones will just be holograms you project from your hands while Samsung tries to sell you a toaster with Wi-Fi! 🔮🚀🔥 #EndTimes