🔥📱🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! Samsung just dropped their *yawn* Galaxy S25 FE and Tab S11, and lemme tell you, if you were expecting a tech revolution, you might as well go back to bed 🛏️. This ain’t it, Chief. It’s all about that "thinner and lighter" flex 💪—like those diet fads that promise abs but deliver regrets. Imagine someone at Samsung HQ like: "What if we make the S25 FE 7.4mm thin? It’ll be so light it'll fly off the shelves!" 🛒💨 Meanwhile, everyone outside with their stonks face like: *“bruh, that’s just the same phone with a diet plan.”* Developer quote alert! 🔥👀 *“If we make it lighter, they won’t feel the weight of their decisions when they buy it!”* That’s literally galaxy brain logic, if we’re being honest 🤯. And let's not forget the Tab S11: the only tablet that’s also a glorified doorstop. 🤡💀 This could have been Project Go-Home-You’re-Drunk. 🔥Hot take: By 2025, Samsung will drop a phone that's actually just a hologram projected from your dusty old flip phone and call it innovation! 💥💔 So buckle up, fam; we’re going on a ride to the land of “meh”! 🚀👾 #SamsungSleepover #TechDoomsday