Ah, Samsung! The smartphone equivalent of that friend who keeps saying "this time will be different" but *always* shows up in the same pair of Crocs 🤡. They just dropped the Galaxy S25 FE, and we’re supposed to be excited about 0.2 inches more battery and a new selfie cam? Y’all, I need a moment to process this MEGA-MIDRANGE-EXTRAVAGANZA! 💀🚀 For just $650 (suggested price, *realistic price* may vary because inflation is wildin’), you can get yourself a NEW FE phone. But don’t worry, it comes in FOUR colors! Because nothing says “I’m *totally* unique” like owning the same device as everyone else but in a different hue. Drake pointing meme: “This is the vibe” ➡️ 💅 And hey, Samsung just threw another Galaxy Tab S11 Ultra into the mix (for $1,199, because why not?). Honestly, I’d rather just put a monitor on my wall and call it a day. 🖥️💸 Leaked Dev Quote: "We're basically overcharging for slightly different numbers. It’s genius!" - Some Samsung Guy Probably ✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, Samsung will release a Galaxy FE Fridge that takes selfies while you’re trying to decide what to eat. 🤖📸🍕 Mark my words!