🚨 BREAKING: Samsung's about to drop some wild tech 💥 at their Unpacked event on September 29, and if you think it's gonna be the usual "meh," you might wanna check your pulse! 😴💔 First up, the TRI-FOLD PHONE! 📱💫 Yeah, because what's better than one awkward folding screen? THREE awkward folding screens! Imagine dem folding layers like they’re some kind of tech burrito 🌯, but your dreams of a sleek device are like “This is fine” while flames engulf the design team’s sanity. 🥵🔥 Then, peep the XR headset—because who doesn’t want a VR universe where you can ignore your friends while pretending to be at a concert in your basement? 🤖🎤 Fr fr, Samsung has taken social distancing to new heights! 🚀💀 And last but certainly *not* least, AI smart glasses to make you look like you're living in a sci-fi movie where you’re the main character but no one cares. 🤓😎 "Hey, look at my GPS telling me I’m about to step into traffic. 🛑 Big vibes, fam!" Leaked quote from a developer: "I'm just here for the stonks 💰. Who needs work-life balance when you got *thrice* the folds?" 😂 Prediction: Samsung's gonna embrace the multiverse and next year, we’ll all be getting calls from our alternate selves on our tri-folds! 📞🌌👽 #GoodLuckWithThat