🚨😱 BREAKING NEWS: Samsung's SmartThings Hub ditches Z-Wave like a bad date at the club! 💔💃💔 Say goodbye to your old hub and hello to the Smart Home Hub 2 — the shiny new toy that’s here to steal your heart… and maybe your Wi-Fi. 🚀💰 Aeotec just announced this spicy gadget at IFA, and let me tell you, it’s like the Beyoncé of smart hubs. It’s got 2x the performance of your grandma’s old hub but without Z-Wave, which is like throwing your old flip phone into the trash — goodbye outdated tech! 💅🔥 You want features? We got 'em! USB expandability, Bluetooth Low Energy, Zigbee, Thread, and Matter Controller support! Your automations will run even when your internet goes down, so don’t panic, fam! Totally based move! 😤💪 But hold up, if you’re still vibing with Z-Wave, that ship has sailed! ⛵️☠️ Better start praying to the tech gods for a miracle before the SmartThings V3 is put to pasture in 2026. 🥴 Developer quote: “Honestly? Who even uses Z-Wave anymore? Just look at the memes! #ThisIsFine” - a totally real Aeotec dev. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2027, we’ll all be controlling our smart homes with just our minds or maybe a series of interpretive dances. Get ready to bust a move! 💃🧠✨