🚨🔥💰BREAKING NEWS: The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7 just got an upgrade… in the form of a major discount! 🤯💸 I know, I know, gather your composure, fam; it’s hard to believe Samsung has decided to stop charging you an organ for their foldable slab of dreams. Like, for real—up to $1,120 in savings?! 🔥💀 This is the ultimate "Stonks" moment! 💹💥 But before you let out a triumphant, "Thank you based Samsung!" (like Drake pointing), just remember, this "discount" is basically them saying, "Hey, we found a couple of extra digits in our pricing algorithm, and guess what? It doesn't take a galaxy brain to figure this one out.” 🤖👽 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we were just trying to get rid of the last batch of Fold 6s before Halloween. Thought we'd throw in the Fold 7 for kicks. Let's see if we can convince people to buy with a discount instead of just taking our old phones like used pizza boxes.” 🍕🤡 So, if you’re tired of your friends roasting you for being a “foldable phone noob,” now’s your chance! Grab it while it lasts, before they hit us with a version 8 that somehow plays Jeff Bezos’ motivational speeches. 🚀👀 Hot prediction: In 2025, *every* phone will be foldable—including flip flops. Go ‘head and tell your friends! 🤪✌️