🚨📱💔 BREAKING: Samsung’s Galaxy XR is here to teach you that sometimes, cheaper isn’t better. It’s like saying, “I’ll take the store-brand cereal” but ending up with a bowl of sadness! 🤡💀 According to our *highly reliable sources* (read: a guy in my basement who loves ramen), “the headband is so uncomfortable, you’ll wanna rip it off and wear a halo instead.” 😂👼 Imagine trying to vibe in VR and feeling like you’re stuck in a vice grip made by the devil himself! 🔥 And hold up, the *hand tracking*? 😂🤚 More like *hand *slacking*! It’s like trying to catch a greased pig at a county fair while everyone’s laughing at you. This is fine. Drake’s probably crying right now, pointedly rejecting Samsung as he chills with Apple’s Vision Pro, vibing like it's 2025 🌌. But hey, we gotta give Samsung some props for dropping those *prices* like they're hot. 💸💅 Unhinged prediction: Mark my words, in a desperate bid to compete, Samsung will release a *Galaxy XR Extreme* with added features like a built-in snack dispenser and a “make me feel cool” app. Coin it now! 🤖💰 #TeamEpicFail