🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Your $2,000 Samsung fridge is about to get shadier than your uncle's DMs! 🚨🤡💀 That’s right, folks! Samsung is bringing ads straight to your icebox because who doesn’t want to see a stonks meme right above their butter? 🧈💰 Starting NOVEMBER 3RD, your Family Hub fridge will be flexing a new widget that serves sponsored celery sticks and some CRINGE ads for Samsung products. Like, fr fr, why are we advertising to the fridge??? 💀 Imagine opening the fridge during a midnight snack raid ONLY to be confronted by your fridge screaming: “BUY SAMSUNG TOASTER!” 🥴🥤 Next thing you know, your avocado is judging your life choices in real-time while showing you therapy ads. It’s a NOPE from me, chief! 🤦‍♂️ Samsung's Shane Higby was overheard in a *totally* leaked internal convo saying, “If you can’t pitch ’em, fridge ’em!” 🤖🚀 We’re just out here trying to chill, and y’all wanna make us suffer through ads while we stare into the void of our midlife crises? 😤🔥 *Hot Take* Alert: In 2025, we’ll be getting “influencer recommendations” from our vacuum cleaners. Mark my words! 🤯💔 This is fine. 🐶💥 #AdOverload #SmartFridgeDystopia