🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨: Samsung just dropped a bombshell, and it's not even a new flavor of Galaxy Ice Cream! 🍦💥 The Galaxy Z Fold 7 is apparently "a hit," according to Samsung—like that's news! 🔥💀 Samsung's CEO, probably sipping on stonks juice 🤑, was spotted saying, "We’re converting users faster than a TikTok trend! 💃🤖" while glancing at their sales charts that look like an ECG after an energy drink binge. 🥴📈 What’s happening? The Z Flip 7 is apparently flipping users faster than your crush’s answer when you ask for their Snap! 🥴💔 And Z Fold 7? Ultra crossover sales are so strong, even your mom is considering it! 😱🚀 But let’s be real—if you're folding your phone more than your laundry, we need to talk. 🤣💔 “It's like the phone equivalent of an overhyped movie sequel,” whispered a *leaked developer*, while all the designers in the back were like, “This is fine” 🐶🔥. Folks, mark my words—next, Samsung will drop a foldable toaster, and we'll all be left with toast-shaped phones. You heard it here first! 🥳🍞 So, who's getting folded? 👀💸 Fr fr, stonks only go up when you start investing in memes! 💰💥