
"Samsung flexing on us with the Z Fold 7 like itβs the latest TikTok trend π₯π±π #FoldedGoals"
π¨π¨ BREAKING NEWS π¨π¨: Samsung just dropped a bombshell, and it's not even a new flavor of Galaxy Ice Cream! π¦π₯ The Galaxy Z Fold 7 is apparently "a hit," according to Samsungβlike that's news! π₯π Samsung's CEO, probably sipping on stonks juice π€, was spotted saying, "Weβre converting users faster than a TikTok trend! ππ€" while glancing at their sales charts that look like an ECG after an energy drink binge. π₯΄π Whatβs happening? The Z Flip 7 is apparently flipping users faster than your crushβs answer when you ask for their Snap! π₯΄π And Z Fold 7? Ultra crossover sales are so strong, even your mom is considering it! π±π But letβs be realβif you're folding your phone more than your laundry, we need to talk. π€£π βIt's like the phone equivalent of an overhyped movie sequel,β whispered a *leaked developer*, while all the designers in the back were like, βThis is fineβ πΆπ₯. Folks, mark my wordsβnext, Samsung will drop a foldable toaster, and we'll all be left with toast-shaped phones. You heard it here first! π₯³π So, who's getting folded? ππΈ Fr fr, stonks only go up when you start investing in memes! π°π₯
