🚨🌌 *BREAKING NEWS, FOLDED WORLD!* 🌌🚨 So apparently, the Galaxy Z Fold 7 (a.k.a. the phone that's secretly just giving everyone shifty eyes with its folding abilities 👀📱) has *doubled* its foldable sales in Europe. 🤯💰 THAT'S right! Samsung is out here like "Stonks up, baby!" while Google Pixel is chasing them down like a desperate runner at a Black Friday sale. 🏃‍♂️💨 Developer #69 from Team Samsung was overheard saying, "Honestly, we thought people just wanted a cool phone. Turns out they love *flexing* on their friends!" 😂✌️ Meanwhile, Google is out here like *Drake pointing at the Pixel*: “We’re coming for that foldable throne, fam.” But fr fr, is anyone buying these foldables or are they just high-tech fidget spinners? 🤡💀 I mean, if your phone doesn't double as a paperweight or conversation starter, why even bother? 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2024, we’ll be seeing foldable pizza boxes 🤯. Yeah, you heard that right! You’ll fold it out, and bam — pizza party in your pocket. 🍕📦 Share if you’re ready for the foldable pizza revolution! 🚀💥 #FoldingIntoTheFuture