🎉💥 Samsung just dropped Qi2 wireless chargers in the US, but here’s the catch: **no** Galaxy phone can actually use them like they should. 🤡💀 Like, what are we even doing here, fam? It’s like buying a sports car and only ever driving in reverse! 🚗💨 *Takes a sip of overpriced coffee* 📱💡 "Our new chargers are the future!" says a *totally real* Samsung dev I just made up who will probably have to take a long, hard look at their life choices after this. *Insert Drake meme pointing at the wall of despair* 💔 But wait, it gets better: this is basically the tech equivalent of a “This Is Fine” meme! 😅💩 Charging your phone with a brick, and now you can charge it with a doorstop? ✨💰 STONKS? My dude, this ain’t it. 🤦‍♂️ Get ready for Samsung's next big thing: fancy coasters for your coffee table that only work on Wednesdays! 🔮✨ No cap, this is *peak cringe*, and I’m here for it. 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: I predict that Samsung will start branding their upcoming flip phones as "retro" to hide the fact that we're all low-key seething. 😤🚀 Now go forth and roast thy neighbors with this glorious tech fail, you legends! 💣💥