🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: SAMSUNG UNVEILS THE "PERPLEXITY TV" APP AND IT'S ABOUT AS USEFUL AS A SCREEN DOOR ON A SUBMARINE! 💀📺 Hold onto your remotes, fam, coz Samsung just rolled out a new app that’s supposed to make your TV experience ✨“perplexing”✨. No cap, when I saw the name, I thought my TV was about to start questioning its life choices. 🤔💭 Okay, here’s the tea: The Perplexity TV app is launching exclusively on the 2025 models 🌌 while the 2023 and 2024 models will get it later, as if Samsung is hoarding the best snacks like it’s some tech-based Hunger Games. 😤🔥 “Sorry, you’re not *smart* enough for the smart app yet, loser!” — said Samsung, probably. And wait for it... this app is designed to work with Samsung's Vision AI Companion, which sounds like a fancy way of saying, “Hey, I can’t figure out what you want to watch either!” 🤖📉 What’s next? A “clueless” mode for when your dad asks how to connect to Wi-Fi? 🤣💀 💰 Prediction: The only perplexing thing will be why everyone is still using Samsung TVs in 2030, LMAO! #ThisIsFine #Stonks #PerplexedAF #SamsungShade 🌈✨