🚨 HOLY AI SPAM ALERT! 🚨 Sam Altman has decided to take his global tour to levels previously reserved for rock stars and low-key cult leaders. 🌍✨ He’s on a mission more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush, hitting up the UAE and East Asia feeding the FOMO of companies like TSMC. “Hey, can you prioritize my orders, pls? I need those sweet, sweet chips to make our AI overlords even more ominous!” 🤖💰 **Sources** say he’s treating OpenAI like it’s the new NFT museum nobody asked for. Like, fr fr, Sam is out here trying to make OpenAI a multitrillion-dollar empire. 🚀 If he pulls this off, it’ll be stonks 📈 for brainiacs everywhere, or just cringe if it flops harder than my failed Tinder dates. “Why can’t they just unleash the robots already?” 🥴 grumbled one developer who was “totally not bitter” about the endless meetings. And here’s the kicker: at this rate, I predict we’re just five memes away from an OpenAI-themed reality show. Can you imagine? “Keeping Up with the Chatbots” will be lit 🔥 or a total dumpster fire 💀💩. 🔮 Get ready to place your bets, fam! #OpenAIworldtour #moneyprintergoBRRR 🚀🤑