🚨BREAKING NEWS: Sam Altman Celebrates 1st ChatGPT Milestone: Em Dash Mastery! 🚨 Forget AGI, fam! 👀 This week in "The Most Boring Tech Update Ever" we have our boy Sam Altman joyfully declaring victory over… EM DASHES! 🎉💀 Meanwhile, AI still can’t tell its elbow from its API 😂. "Finally making strides! Gotta put that em dash game on lock before we tackle human-level AI!" said Sam while sipping on his overpriced oat milk latte, probably 🥛✨. Just imagine: “This is fine” 🔥 while your spaghetti code fumbles over punctuation like a toddler learning to walk. So, what’s the REAL tea? ☕️🤔 While ChatGPT is out here formatting like it’s auditioning for the next Met Gala, AGI is still parked in the "unachievable" lot with a sign that says "No Vacancy" 🚫. The galaxy brains at OpenAI are like Drake pointing 👉 at the idea of true human intelligence, while we’re left here with an AI that can *just* manage em dashes 😂. But keep coping, stonks lovers! 💰Here’s your hot take: in 2025, we’ll replace ChatGPT with a glorified Word document that'll occasionally throw shade at your grammar! Time to embrace the chaos, fam! 🤖🔥 #FormatLikeYouMeanIt #AIin2023 #EmDashOverlords