🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Sam Altman Spills the Tea ☕️ on OpenAI's Sora Shenanigans!💀💰 Y’all ever heard of Sora? No? Same. But now it's like that one friend who won the lottery and is suddenly a billionaire but still wearing sweatpants. 😂👖💸 Sam Altman, the big cheese at OpenAI, just dropped some knowledge bombs: two MAJOR changes are coming for the rights holders 🎉👀. 1. Granular controls over character generation – aka if your favorite meme character starts acting sus, you can make it STOP 🔞🙅‍♂️. 2. A revenue sharing system! 💰💀 Finally, creators can monetarily benefit when their characters get roasted on TikTok! #Stonks 📈🚀 But let’s be real: how many DMCA strikes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 🤡💡 We’ve been learning a lot from feedback — and by “learning” I mean “crying in a corner while figuring out how to monetize our next existential crisis.” 🤖💔 In a leaked convo I totally didn’t make up, a dev said: "If we could just charge people for breathing our characters’ air, we'd be billionaires!" 😱💸 So here’s the REAL hot take: in a year, Sora will be the new cryptocurrency and you’ll be trading character rights on the blockchain like it’s Pokémon cards. 🔥🔥🤑 Get ready for the pixelated apocalypse! #StayWoke 🤖✨