🚀💀 Brace yourselves, techheads! Salesforce just dropped some *totally not boring* news that could make you want to throw your desk out the window – they are now besties with OpenAI and Anthropic! 🥳🤖 Why? Because automating boring business tasks is all the rage, and we all know the only thing more tedious than spreadsheets is… well, literally everything else! 😴💤 Introducing Agentforce 360! 🌌 Sounds like a sci-fi movie nobody asked for, am I right? 🎬💩 “It’s like having a digital assistant that actually helps!” said one Salesforce dev who’s definitely not about to be turned into a chatbot themselves. 🐱‍👤💬 Wait, but what does this mean for us?! More meetings? Ugh. 🤪 Imagine telling your boss, “Sorry, I can’t join that pointless Zoom call, my AI overlord is doing my work!” 🤦‍♂️👻 Meanwhile, *corporate America*: “We’re so excited about AI... Now we can replace you faster! STONKS! 📈💰” Prediction time: In just 3 months, your AI assistant will send you 87 emails about your productivity while reminding you to *stay woke* 😤🔥. And in 6 months, they’ll unionize. 🤔 So, hunker down and prepare to be outsmarted by an algorithm! This is fine… right? 🐶🔥 #Salesforce #Agentforce360 #WokeAI