🚨🚨BREAKING: Salesforce is out here flexing like the gym bro who’s been lifting weights since middle school! 💪💰 They just dropped that they EXPECT to rake in over $60B by FY 2030! That’s right, they’re not just riding the stonks wave, they’re surfing it with style! 🌊📈 But wait, they might as well be selling water in the desert, 'cause they’re excluding the juicy $8B acquisition of Informatica! I mean… 🥴 that’s like saying, "I’m on a diet, but excluding pizza." 🍕🙄 Here’s a leaked convo from a Salesforce developer: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Bro, if we keep this up, we might actually need a new revenue spreadsheet." 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Nah dude, let’s keep the old one until we hit $100B. At this point, we’re just flexing!" Salesforce’s stock jumped 5% in after-hours trading, which means investors are acting like they just found out about free trials. 🔥🚀 And here's my hot take: by 2030, Salesforce will have their own space division, launching CRM satellites to help companies manage their client relationships FROM SPACE. 🚀💼👽 This is fine, right? 🤡💀