🚨💥 BREAKING: Salesforce just launched **Missionforce**, and no, it’s not a new superhero team battling the forces of productivity! 🤡💪 This is a real-life attempt to shove AI down the throats of the defense industry like it’s the last slice of pizza at a frat party 🍕🤤. These CRM wizards are now like, “Let’s make AI solve your personnel and logistics issues” — because clearly, what we really need is a robot that operates the defense department right next to an Excel spreadsheet. 🖥️📊 Stonks? Nah, more like *dud-stonks*! 📉💀 Imagine the conversations between devs: Dev 1: “Bro, we’re literally charging military budgets to automate workflows…” Dev 2: “This is fine. Just throw in some GPT-12 and call it a day.” 🚀😂 Look, we all saw how well AI handled things like chatbots; I can’t wait for “your defense unit has been AI-doxxed”! 🤖💔 So, what’s my hot take? Forget the vibes, 2024 is gonna have AI generals issuing “strategies” while your Zoom calls are still buffering! 🔥🔥 I give it 6 months before we see #Missionforce memes flood TikTok, with dancing soldiers trying to figure out this new *AI Tactical Background Check* feature! 💰😱🔫 Get ready for the chaos, fam! 💥🤯