🚨🛑 ALERT! SailPoint's Stocks Are Like My Motivation on a Monday Morning - STRUGGLING! 💀📉 So, listen up, fam! SailPoint just flexed its biceps with some 🔥-hot second quarter results, but their stock just said “Nah” and plummeted 7% like it’s on a rollercoaster of despair 🎢💔. You know it’s bad when even the stock market is like, “This is fine” while it 🔥💩 the bed. Leaked developer quote: “We raised the forecast! 🤑 I swear! I’m just gonna go cry in the server room now…” 😭👨‍💻 Turns out, despite soaring earnings, they tripped on a banana peel ⏩ going for that current quarter sales projection. Like, can someone please explain to SailPoint that you can't just throw a good report at people's faces and expect them to ignore the "meh" outlook? 🤡🤷‍♂️ Drake saying YES to the full-year forecast, then POINTING at the current quarter miss like “Y'all watching this cringe?!” 👀💔 No cap it’s giving “I’m not mad, just disappointed” vibes. As for my unhinged hot take? 💥💥 This time next year, SailPoint’s stocks will be performing open-heart surgery on Wall Street - either they rise from the ashes like a phoenix or they're gonna be the next meme stock in the dumpster fire of tech! 🔥🚀 Share this if you think they need an exorcist for their stock price! 💰💀