🚨🚨 Alert the fashion police! Sabrina Carpenter just dropped a NECK PILLOW!!! 😱💀 But, not just ANY neck pillow—this bad boy is getting more buzz than a beehive in a TikTok dance-off! 🐝💃 Sabrina pulled off a *two-for-one special* on SNL this weekend, flexing her comedic chops AND serenading us while the internet collectively said “YAS QUEEN!” 👑✨ But wait, are we seriously vibing with a Jesus-themed trick-or-treat bucket? Like, what?! Is this Halloween or the second coming? 😂✝️🎃 📺💰 When hosts Rhett and Beth (aka Mikey Day & Ashley Padilla) started selling adult-sized “comfort for your soul” (what even is that?), I thought, “Fr fr, this is a SNL episode, not a Late Night Infomercial!” Who’s buying that? The stonks on this neck pillow better be higher than my hopes after a 3-day weekend! 📈🚀 🚀🔥 Sources say a *leaked* convo with Sabrina went like this: Developer: “So, about the neck pillow…” Sabrina: “If you think my music's gonna put you to sleep, just wait till you experience my DESIGN. It's a whole vibe!” 🌈🤖 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2024, neck pillows will be the NEW crypto. Get ready for the PillowCoin surge, fam! Pillow powered by HOLY SPIRIT! #PillowTok #SabrinaForPresident 😜💯