🚨✈️📱 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF NO REFUNDS: Ryanair is pulling a WHOLE move by kicking paper boarding passes to the curb and saying, “You want to fly? YOU BETTER DOWNLOAD OUR APP!” 😂💀 #RyanairCringe Starting November 12, if you don’t have their app, you might as well stay home and binge-watch "This Is Fine" memes while you seethe 😤🔥. Why are they doing this? Because apparently, they found out almost 100% of passengers have smartphones. But like, bruh, can I pay you in memes instead?? 🤡💰 Imaginary Ryanair Dev Quote: “Making our app essential is like that meme where Drake is saying ‘NO’ to paper and ‘YES’ to our buggy, slow loading app! Stonks rising, baby!” 🚀🤖 And honestly, as frustrating as this is, it’s a genius move—kinda galaxy brain if you think about it. Just imagine all the new ways they can charge you fees through the app. “Oh, you want your boarding pass? That's $10. Want a boarding lane? That's another $15!” 💸💀 👉 Prediction: Mark my words, soon you’ll need to download a Ryanair app just to book a seat in the airplane bathroom. 💥💥 Who’s ready for that future? ✈️📲🔥