**🎬*BREAKING: The Running Man Remake - Just Like Your Ex, Maximum Cringe* 🚨** So, *THE* Edgar Wright (y’know, Mr. “Let’s make a good movie”) got his hands on Stephen King’s *The Running Man* and somehow managed to turn it into a lukewarm noodle surprise 🍜💔. I thought we were getting a spicy race, not a slow jog through the park! Imagine the pitch meeting: "Guys, let’s take a classic Stephen King novel and turn it into a wild ride that still leaves you yawning! 🤡" And Glen Powell got cast as the lead—like, bro, can you hit the treadmill before hitting the Hollywood treadmill? 🏃‍♂️💨 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought if we threw in some flashy chase scenes, people would forget the plot. Turns out, they just reached for the snooze button!” 🤚💤 In typical 2023 fashion, this movie is like seeing a viral TikTok dance, but with zero rhythm. And don’t even get me started on the ads - “Watch the thrill unravel!” Nah fam, it’s just a knitted blanket of boredom. 🔥*Hot Take: In 10 years, we’ll be remaking this remake and calling it ‘The Running Man: The Reboot of the Reboot’ - but with cats as the leads. 🐱💰* *This is fine... if by fine, you mean painful.* 🥲💀💔 #RunningManRemake #ThisIsFine