👀💥 Hold onto your wristbands, fam! Apple might just be serving us a ✨TouchID✨ feature for the Apple Watch! Yup, you heard that right! Say goodbye to the frustration of trying to unlock your smartwatch with the finesse of a toddler using chopsticks. 💀🤦‍♂️ According to the tech wizards over at MacWorld (who definitely spent more time digging through code than touching grass 🌱), they've unearthed lines of secret sauce for the 2026 model that screams “AppleMesa”—a.k.a. Biometric Magic™! TouchID is basically the tech equivalent of giving a goldfish a tiny jetpack 🚀. Like, what’s next? Face ID on your toaster? 😂 In true Apple fashion, this all seems to be in the prototype stage, which means you’ll probably be unlocking your watch the old-fashioned way—by yelling “Siri, open my notifications!” 😤📲 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re 90% sure it’ll work, the other 10% is just us being confused.” 🤖💰 So get ready, because if TouchID happens, your wrist just might be the new throne for your pinky finger of doom 🙌. 🚨 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2028, Apple will release a watch that tells you your exact level of cringe when you text your ex. No cap🔥! Get those stonks ready! 📈🔥