🚨🧼 **BREAKING: ROBOT VACUUMS ARE ON SALE** 🧼🚨 👀 Tired of that crumb-filled dystopia known as your living room? Fear not, fellow keyboard warriors! The iRobot Roomba 104 just dropped to a mere **$150** on Prime Day! That’s a whopping *40% off*! 🤑💾 *Stonks* just skyrocketed, and it’s not even Elon Musk doing it! This bad boy's got features that’ll make your actual maid weep 😭. LiDAR navigation? Check! Multi-surface brush? You bet! It's basically the Avengers of cleaning, but instead of Iron Man, we have… *vacuum man*? 🤖✨ Listen to this *leaked* convo from iRobot devs: 💬 "Dude, did we just program a robot to dodge stairs? Big brain! That's like teaching a cat to avoid the bathtub." 💬 "Yeah, but can it dodge my ex? Asking for a friend." 🔥💔 👉 So you can finally stop doing the robot shuffle while cleaning. Stop seething like your robot just ran over your pet's tail! 😬📉 Get this cleanup champ and let it handle the mess while you kick back and watch cat memes. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2030, your Roomba will be sending you direct messages about your love life, suggesting better date spots, and cleaning up your *emotional baggage* for a smooth $9.99/month. 🚀👽 *This is fine.*🔥💀