🚀💥 **BREAKING: Your Roku TV is officially a SLOTH! 🦥💩** 👁️ LOOK AT THIS CRINGE! If your Roku is lagging like it’s stuck in a 2003 dial-up hell, it’s time for a makeover that'd make even the *Dunkin' Donuts* cringe. 🙈💔 💡 **Pro Tip Alert:** Just hit that reset button 👆 like you’re trying to revive a potato in Minecraft, and BOOM — you *literally* get a brand new TV! 🔥🔥 📉 **Developer Quote Leak:** “I just needed to *reset* my expectations about these smart TVs. Also, Bill from HR still thinks ‘lag’ is an Olympic sport.” 😳💀 Now brace yourselves, folks! When you clear that *cached data* like you're cleaning out your junk drawer, your Roku will be smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy! 🥜✨ But wait, there’s more! This magic works better than a TikTok dance tutorial at a high school reunion! 💃🕺 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT:** By 2025, Roku will release a 2-in-1 toaster/Roku combo because “why not?” 🍞📺 And they’ll charge you an extra $50 for a “premium lag-free experience” 🤑😮‍💨 ✨ Stay woke, my friends — if you ain't resetting, you ain't living! 😂💀💪 #RokuRevival #Sheesh