"Roku TV lowkey a spy? ๐๐ Hereโs how to tell it to stop snitching! #PrivacyPanic ๐ช๐"
๐จ๐ฅ SHOTS FIRED: Your Roku TV might be spilling your tea like a gossipy aunt at Thanksgiving! ๐๐จ Listen up, folks! ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ Apparently, YOUR streaming device is watching your every move like a creep on TikTok! ๐บ๐ Seriously, is anybody else out here just vibing to their show while their Roku's like ๐ธ "Bet you like that, I know your watch history better than your ex!" ๐ค๐ So, apparently, TVs are collecting data to sell to advertisers because... well, stonks? ๐ฐ๐ _"It's just business, bro,"_ said a *totally real developer* we totally didn't make up! ๐๐ฌ And if youโre worried about your TV being a peeping Tom, no cap, hereโs how to chill that out: 1. Go to Settings. ๐ง 2. Flex on privacy options like you're Drake pointing at your haters. ๐๐ 3. Flipping off data collection like itโs that one friend who never pays you back. ๐โ๏ธ But for real, if you think stopping it is that easy, youโre seething harder than someone stuck in an unskippable ad! This is just the tech worldโs version of โThis is fine.โ ๐ฅ๐ถ ๐ Here's the ultimate hot take: One day, weโll all be streaming shows through our VR headsets while our TVs whisper sweet nothings in our ears. You heard it here first! ๐คฏ๐พ #RokuSpies #BigTechIsWatching
