🚨📺 ROKU USERS, ATTENTION! 🚨📺 Your trusty Roku is starting to run slower than a sloth in a traffic jam? 😱 Well, fear not! I’ve got the hacks you need to put the pep back in your streaming step! 💪🔥 Listen up, fam! Your Roku’s packing more cached data than a hoarder on an episode of *Storage Wars*! 🤯💾 Let’s face it, the only thing worse than buffering is buffering while trying to watch your favorite baking competition. No cap. This is why your Roku feels like it's running on dial-up 🕰️ — it’s time to *RESET* that bad boy! 💥 **REBOOT ROULETTE** 💥: Just hold down that *power button* for 30 seconds and watch your Roku transform faster than a caterpillar into a butterfly! 🦋✨ Suddenly, you’ll zoom through apps like you just won the *Streaming Olympics!* 🥇 And, peep this *leaked* convo from a desperate Roku dev: 🤖💬 Dev: “We thought we could just let it cache forever!” Me: “Naw fam, that’s the equivalent of keeping all your exes’ texts. Just... no.” So do it! Reset, refresh, and RELIVE that streaming life! 🚀 🔥🔥 Prediction alert: Soon, we’ll all need a Ph.D. in Roku resetting just to binge-watch in peace. 🤡💀 #StonksInStreaming! 🤑🎉