🚨🍿 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! Roku just dropped an AI feature that’s supposedly gonna fix your streaming woes, and I'm here like: "Roku, I’m all in for drama, but this? 🤔" 😂💔 So, here’s the tea: Roku's new AI feature is like when the last slice of pizza *finally* gets delivered after a 2-hour wait on a Friday night! 🍕🚀 But are we really ready to trust Roku’s AI when it might just be powered by that one intern’s caffeine addiction? ☕️💀 In a shocking twist, I *leaked* a convo from a supposed Roku dev: Dev 1: “What problem are we even solving?” Dev 2: “People can’t find shows? Just slap AI on it.” Dev 1: “Stonks.” 💸💩 And they say ratings come from ZDNET’s hours of research. Man, I hope they didn’t spend *too* long in their mom’s basement, because my grandma could figure this out in 10 mins while knitting! 📉🤶 🔥🔥 But wait, here's the hot take: This “AI solution” is basically a glorified remote control with a thesaurus. Next, we’ll be recommending *couch* placements! 😂💔 Get ready for the *ultimate* prediction: In 5 years, AI will *literally* be your personal TV therapist. “It’s not you, it’s the *bad* algorithm!” 🤖👩‍⚕️💥