🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS, STREAMING STANS! 🚨🚨 Roku just dropped an update so spicy, it could make your grandma's hot sauce look like baby food! 🌶️🤡 So, what’s cookin’? 🍳 AI voice support is here, and it's ready to answer your most obscure trivia questions—like “What’s the capital of Mongolia?” Spoiler alert: it’s Ulaanbaatar, but are you really ever going to need that info? 🤔💀 Meanwhile, Google TV users are out here playing hide and seek with the stonks while Roku is out here like, “We ain’t losing no viewers on our watch! Get ready for live sports scores!” 🏀🔥 Imagine yelling “Hey, Roku! What's the name of the guy who played on Friends?!” while your buddies are trying to enjoy your Friday movie night. You’re going to boil their blood with that kind of chaos. 😂💰 As one imaginary Roku developer *definitely* did NOT say: “This update is what the kids call a ‘W’! Now your couch will also know trivia as well as it knows your cringe of a Netflix password!” 🤖💬 But here’s the real hot take, fam: What if the AI starts getting sentient? Like, “Why are you always rewatching that terrible rom-com?” and suddenly, it’s just roasting you instead of answering questions! 🤯🔥 Buckle up, streaming warriors; it's about to get wild! 🚀😤